the first words to the beginning of a beautiful relationship
also today some kid mentioned the red hot chili peppers and i was like “oh i love that band” and they were like “oh yeah name five songs by them” and i listed five of my favourites and he hesitated and then said “maybe you do like them”
Why is it on a pieCE OF CHEESE
Why do you make your senteNCES CAPITALIZED AS THEY PROGRESS
because it proviDES A SENSE OF SUDDEN ANGER/REALIZATION
Let’s talk about murder.
I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking slut
I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking virgin
you will never know which of these two statements reign true for people who reblogs this and that bothers me
I don’t care if this isn’t your blog type, if you don’t reblog this I’m judg-
- everyone: andy no
- april: andy yes
Think twice before you judge a parent.
Guys, please watch this. This has to be one of the most powerful videos in the world, I bawled my eyes out
One of my favorite commercials EVER. One of my favorite stories EVER. One of the best things EVER.
date a boy with nice cheek bones
date a boy who has a good taste in clothes
date a boy with a great laugh
date a boy who’s hoodie you can borrow
date a boy with fantastic collarbones
date a boy who smiles constantly
date a boy with arms like damn
current emotion: 20% battery
sorry mom im on chore limit ask me again at midnight
Yes, lets go fight magneto. in my metal wheelchair, via my metal airship, with my metal wolverine to protect me. i see no way this could ever go wrong.
What happened to you?
Squint ya eyes. Look away from the camera, the camera, yeeaaahhh
Squininnnnttt yourrrr eyessssss. Loooookkkk awaaayyyy. Squinchinnnnnggg my eyesssss. Loooookkk awaaayyy.
I’m looking awayyy, he’s looking awayyy.