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cumleak:

the first words to the beginning of a beautiful relationship

cumleak:

the first words to the beginning of a beautiful relationship

avatardsherlockian:

killjoysandcastiel:

colesun:

sheetofsound:

ghoulishghosty:

also today some kid mentioned the red hot chili peppers and i was like “oh i love that band” and they were like “oh yeah name five songs by them” and i listed five of my favourites and he hesitated and then said “maybe you do like them”

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Why is it on a pieCE OF CHEESE

Why do you make your senteNCES CAPITALIZED AS THEY PROGRESS

because it proviDES A SENSE OF SUDDEN ANGER/REALIZATION

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Let’s talk about murder.

yourehidingfrommenow:

domdean:

cuntakinte:

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking slut

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking virgin

you will never know which of these two statements reign true for people who reblogs this and that bothers me

stoleyogirl:

I don’t care if this isn’t your blog type, if you don’t reblog this I’m judg-

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parks and rec: a summary

  • everyone: andy no
  • april: andy yes

azninheartandseoul:

overly-khr-obsessed:

naililyam:

kessuburd:

huffingtonpost:

My Beautiful Woman based on a true story. 

Think twice before you judge a parent. 

most watch.

Guys, please watch this. This has to be one of the most powerful videos in the world, I bawled my eyes out

One of my favorite commercials EVER. One of my favorite stories EVER. One of the best things EVER.

zanetheaiden:

zanetheaiden:

date a boy with nice cheek bones

date a boy who has a good taste in clothes

date a boy with a great laugh

date a boy who’s hoodie you can borrow

date a boy with fantastic collarbones

date a boy who smiles constantly

date a boy with arms like damn

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lameborghini:

current emotion: 20% battery

basedgosh:

sorry mom im on chore limit ask me again at midnight

nedsseveredhead:

Yes, lets go fight magneto. in my metal wheelchair, via my metal airship, with my metal wolverine to protect me. i see no way this could ever go wrong.

So true

What happened to you?

Squint ya eyes. Look away from the camera, the camera, yeeaaahhh

sadisticlovablevirgo:

Squininnnnttt yourrrr eyessssss. Loooookkkk awaaayyyy. Squinchinnnnnggg my eyesssss. Loooookkk awaaayyy. 

I’m looking awayyy, he’s looking awayyy.